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Daily Grind: Minecraft's Cheeky Chops Sam's avatar
Cheeky Chops
So, despite being able to carry sixty-four blocks of cobblestone in a single slot (keeping in mind that the hole left after removing two blocks is enough for a man to stand in), it would appears that only a single raw pork chop can exist in the same space.

Therefore by process of elimination, I have deduced that either Minecraft's pork chops are so slimy that stacking them is impossible, or that they are big enough to bring a whole new meaning to 'eat-all-you can'.

Other hypotheses welcome... Tags: Minecraft